Dear Cubs, You've Broken My Heart

I'm a Red Sox fan. I'm also a Chicago Cub's fan. Both these teams are bad, and that's why I like them. It just so happens that both teams made it into the playoffs, and coincidentally are playing against two LA teams, excuse me, Los Angeles of Anaheim, for all you Angel haters, but then again if you are an Angel hater, you would be a Dodger fan, Dodgers beat my Cubs, so yeah... you suck. Anyway, the Cubs had the second best record in baseball this year. In the course of one week the Cubs... well... they... whatever.

Fuck goats.