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You may have wondered why I haven't posted in a while... or not, since no one reads this blog. Anyway, I did go to the LA County Fair, mecca of disfranchised white people and trans fat, on Saturday. I tasted (note "tasted" not "ate") a deep-fried Twinkie, and a deep-fried White Castle Hamburger, taste: greasy pancake covering an even greasier mini cheeseburger; repulsive. To balance those two out I tried some deep-fried vegetables; artichoke, avocado, and pickle. I haven't had a normal bowel movement for two days.

So I have started my Early Decision application for NYU. I have come to the most dreaded part of the process, the Personal Statements... So far, (not) so good. Question three however, has certainly perplexed me. "You have been selected to sing in a talent show. What song would you choose? Why?" This isn't measuring an applicant's musical taste right? Hmm any song, let's see, how about Let Me In by Hot Hot Heat. Maybe, just maybe, they'll get the message? Or I could go ultra gay, and belt out Don't Stop Believing. Or I could be totally irrelevant and do I Am the Walrus. I'll explain how I have dysmorphophobia or something. Either way, the Pokemon theme song is definitely worth considering; "I want to be the very best, like no one ever was." No truer words have ever been spoken or sung. Did I mention I scored an impressive 88 on the Karaoke version of the Pokemon theme?? New York here I come!